The inter-faith science authority (IFSA) has published the findings of its 6,000-year-long study on ‘Homosexuality and Extreme Global Catastrophe.’ Citing such primary historical documents as (1)The Bible, and, (2)The Torah, scientists with the inter-faith league are calling for an end to all homosexual legislation because of its nefarious effects on global weather, war, and other disaster-related scenarios.
Speaking from his home laboratory in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, Brooklyn-rabbi Yehuda Levin stunned the science community last Saturday with his findings, presented here, in a recently-posted You Tube video. (Which should be posted as a hot link, except that I am suffering from a rare case of John Hodgman’s Disease, and so I don’t really know or care about the technocratic aspect of such things. ‘Command-C’ then ‘Command-V’ in your web browser, as far as I understand it.)
Yehuda Levin has joined hands with other pioneer-scientists like Glenn Beck and Texas-governor Rick Plunder in the growing faith-based science movement to call for ‘an end to homosexual legislation.’ (Beck, currently on his “‘Un-Mellow Gold’: Jersusalem Now!” tour, has been tweeting fans about ‘the bravery contained within one single IDF soldier’s heart’ vs. ‘the cold, lifeless, un-Hank Williams-like blood, that flows through the liberal stiffs of the United Nations bureaucratic elite.’ Kids are loving it, sources say.)
Presidential hopeful and FBSI station chief, Michelle Bachmann, posted shocking photographs of a homosexually-inspired ‘blood rain’ that appeared spontaneously in the shape of a fearful demon in her claw-foot bathtub at her rolling, 24-acre estate in N. Platte, Minnesota.
NASA scientists remain at a loss to explain the causes of such phenomena. (Citing no primary funding or national credibility as scientists, they returned to their witch labs to brew more ‘opiated homosexual kool-aid for the masses,’ Beck tweeted.)
Again, sources say that kids are ‘just loving it.’