The Final Sad Last Days of Osama’s Coffin

Wikileaks has recently leaked several redacted photos of the U.S. war ship tasked with disposing of Osama Bin Laden’s bodily remains.  It is believed the photos were taken from a leisure craft that just happened to be passing by the area where Operation Zodiac Martyr was being staged.

 

The ship used in Operation Zodiac Martyr appears to be a decommisioned Roland droid vessel.

Osama Bin Laden's coffined remains, awaiting dispatch.

What will shock most readers is the revelation that the ship carrying out the grisly task was not, in fact, the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinsen, as had been widely reported, but rather a ragged Droid trawler that has not been used in a military operation since the Second Great Droid Clash of 2089.

 

 

 

 

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